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My second hundred posts are gonna go very fast, since I'm virtually blogging at least once every two days. But I might as well do it fast in case I need to start studying for re-exam... Just got back from school after FAC-ing.... man there are so many things to do... N everyone else is having PW except my group I think... Tintin n Jiamin both can't make it today... sighz... left sunday afternoon lor.

I really must start feeding my PW group something other than macaroni, although admittedly macaroni is quite nice... Maybe I can feed them other VARIATIONS of macaroni... like that so-addictive cheese macaroni.

Right anyway. I was on the bus today, 854 to be exact, going to Bedok Interchange. At the interchange, everyone piled off the bus except for this man who was sleeping. I contemplated waking him up cos he had to get off the bus. How does one wake a complete stranger? Here were the options:

1. The St. John way:
Kick his chair, blow a whistle and yell "Fire fire fire!"

2. The Malory Towers way (Read Enid Blyton's series to discover why. Also could be from the St. Clare's or Naughtiest Girl series.):
Shake him out of his chair, open your water bottle and empty the contents on him

3. The ChuaH way. I was seriously tempted to use this one:
Using your finger or any other pointy implement or appendage, poke him hard under the ribs. The adrenaline rush from the impact is guaranteed to wake anyone up with a bang, provided his heart doesn't stop from the rush in his adrenal system =)

4. My mother's way:
Shake repeatedly, calling the person's name. If all else fails, start shining lights into the person's eyes, until he wakes. This is mainly cos my mother wakes me up only at very important things when I need to be ejected from the bed quickly.

Also, use extremes of temperature. Either remove the blanket and leave air-con on, or remove aircon and leave blanket on... heheh

5. My father's way:
Call once, switch on the light and go away. This is my favourite one actually...

6. My sister's way:
One ice cube, down the back of the neck, 'nuff said. Actually I think she only did it to me once (under my mother's orders to "get him awake at all costs"). Similar reactions to that of the ChuaH method.

Sadly, I didn't have the nerve (or in some cases, the raw materials), so I just tapped him on the shoulder asked "D'you want to get off?" and then ran away when he moved to spare him embarrassment and me, awkwardness. Add the fact I can run quite fast, I think maybe he thought his guardian angel had woken him.

Yup. And yes!! Now that I think about it (though I mentioned it in the last post) I'm really happy Coach approved the pamphlet! Yay!!
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I discovered a really hilarious site, or rather my father did... http://www.physicssongs.org. Here's a sample...

Snell's Law, n to the sine of the theta
When the n gets lower then the theta will be greater
As the n gets greater, the light which reach there later,
Hey, n sine theta.

Compare the original lyrics:

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Ehhhh, Macarena

I LAUGHED my HEAD off for HALF an HOUR while reading the website... Listening to staid professors singing

"You'll be the B field and I'll be the E field, we'll dance through the cosmos together"
-Tune of Loch Lomond "Ye'll take the high road and I'll take the low road and I'll be in Scotland a'fore ye"

and

"Singing n one sine theta sub one heyheyhey
equals n two sine theta sub 2 hip hooray"

made me crack up totally...

There were also lyrics to other sites which had various lyrics

"Tie a phosphate-ester bond to carbon 3" (Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree)
"Speedy the visible light ray" (Rudolf the red nosed raindeer)
"Paul fell out a flying airplane" (Deck the halls with boughts of holly)
"Gravity gravity keeps us on the ground" (Jingle bells jingle bells, jingle all the way)

Wahaha everyone must go there n take a looK!
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Thats wraps it up for now, my brother needs the computer. See y'all =)